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Is This Really Happening?

So I was in the chemist getting a prescription, idly standing around waiting, looking around.

"Hmmm... vitamins. I should probably get me some of those. Fisherman's Friend! They're great they are. Gillette razors... I wonder when that new Fusion's coming out. It's got SIX blades! COOOOL... Polaroid Sunglasses... yeah RIGHT... Sanitary Towels for men......"

Hang on a gosh-darned minute now.

(look again)

twat plasters'

WTF? I believe I am 'flabbergasted', but I've never been flabbergasted before to my knowledge, so I'm not quite sure. Perhaps I am hallucinating? I don't feel faint or anything, so I pick up the prescription and head back to work, and hit up the big G for the word on the street.

So apparently they make sanitary towels for men now. Well ok then.

(thank the FSM I didn't embarrass myself by asking what they were for)

Posted by Matt at 9AM |

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They are for men with incontinence problems.. like oulf fellas who piss themselves y'know?

Posted by: Rebecca | February 23, 2006 10:34 AM

Yes... I know. I Gooooogled it, see?

Posted by: Matt | February 23, 2006 10:37 AM

ew! And should they really be called sanitary towels when they are for pissy problems and not for when the painters are over (as in with women)I wish you had asked what they were for though, that would have been funnier! :)

Posted by: Babs | February 23, 2006 11:01 AM

Well they are sanitary towels. Sanitary means 'Free from elements, such as filth or pathogens, that endanger health' (according to the dictionary). So it means 'clean', basically. Not 'free from jam'.

Posted by: Matt | February 23, 2006 11:32 AM

I agree - too much stuff in these shops now, much more than we need.
I've memed you; see my latest post at ttrusova@gmai.com

Posted by: tatiana | February 23, 2006 12:45 PM

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