Spam of the Week III
This week it's all about the orgasm, with a mail from 'Medina Howard'. Or so I would've believed, but then, once again, I highlighted the big blank space at the bottom of the mail and revealed the true, spy-novel-like nature of the spam:
"'As almighty God's my witness,' said Nikanor Ivanovich, ' I never touched any and I never even suspected that it was foreign money. God will punish me for my sin,' Nikanor Ivanovich went on feelingly, unbuttoning his shirt, buttoning it up again and crossing himself. ' I took the money--I admit that--but it was Soviet money. I even signed a receipt for it. Our secretary Prolezhnov is just as bad--frankly we're all thieves in our house committee. . . . But I never took any foreign money.' On being told to stop playing the fool and to tell them how the dollars found their way into his ventilation shaft, Nikanor Ivanovich fell on his knees and rocked backwards and forwards with his mouth wide open as though he were trying to swallow the wooden parquet blocks. 'I'll do anything you like,' he groaned, ' that'll make you believe I didn't take the stuff. That Koroviev's nothing less than a devil!' Everyone's patience has its limit; voices were raised behind the desk and Nikanor Ivanovich was told that it was time he stopped talking gibberish. Suddenly the room was filled with a savage roar from Nikanor Ivanovich qut ktn utu ut jtnuopgtl ujtft fuqskugup u ou fu lqkuu uh ui nnsh pgq kp p plqiplptqhnnp tpmpppkpgtfprquq r unphqoqsqlqr"
Funny the way that it mentions something about someone being told to stop talking gibberish, and then almost immediately starts talking gibberish.
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Hmm... That nonsense at the bottom isn't going to help the score. Good thing I haven't been training my spam filter that Russian literature is ham though ;-)
Posted by: QE | April 5, 2006 9:31 AM