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Spam Of The Week IV

Actually, that should read SpamS of the week, because there are two this week that I found intriguing, confusing, and weird, and I couldn't decide which one was err... 'best'. So if anyone cares, pick one from these two:

"Donn Barry" sent this:
"You may think you can fool me, or trick me; I know I look slow and stupid. Sports Illustrated The Sims please.
There had been no trouble between them since the blowup over the typewriter paper. When he took it out, the swelling seemed to have gone down a little. "he asked. Then it went cold. "Pomeroy was hitchhiking. "he tried to scream, but only got out Annie you before his head flew off and rolled to the wall. He looked around quickly, chin down on his breastbone, eyes crafty and frightened. in 1856..."

"Alejandra Isaac" sent:
"Help me! Madonna Sony The one shallow drawer spilled out.
Psychotics can cope in the world ? after a fashion ? and sometimes, as I think you well know, they get away with some very nasty shit. Because if you want me to, I'll go. of course! "Did I say I wasn't going to start? homeenglish. t be long, either, although it may seem longer to you than it really is ? when it hurts a little less. He blinked, lowering his head and staring stupidly out into the summer he had never expected he would see. Matrix..."

I really can't decide between these. Maybe you, my loyal readers, can help?

Comments

I hate SPAM with a PASSION......so have voted 'I couldn't give a flying fuck' coz I dont want to have to read MORE SPAM on your site.

LESS SPAM, MORE FUN, LESS SPAM, MORE FUN!

So :-P

BOOO!

I hate Spam too, the vast majority of it is completely crap, but then, every week, I recieve one or two that have intriguing passages of prose in them, such as this.

More fun? Check out my del.icio.us links, and click on 'Laser Cats'.

(ps I voted 'I couldn't give a flying fuck' too, and this is MY SITE!!!)

At least you get good ones, I get ones for "Herbal Viagra" now and "Pen:is Enlarger" and I am like "I AM A GIRL GODAMNIT" but they dont seem to notice! Ah well, such is life!

I only get those ones in work, the ones I get in my Gmail are all like this one, but the text is in white and you can only see it if you highlight it, and it's nearly always under an ad for a fake Rolex.

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