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Vibrating Bog Roll

So myself and herself are off to Wales for the Weekend, for herself's friend Ciara's 30th Birthday party. Ciara lives in (err...) Manchester (?) and there's a few people from Ireland going, so she's meeting us all half way, somewhere in Wales.

As part of my packing and preparations today, I decided it's high time I bought myself a new toothbrush, as my old one is getting a bit old (and covered in dry toothpastey crud). Tesco were doing a special on the Oral B Pulsar, ?3 off at ?4.99, so I decided to give it a go. It's got "vibrating micropulse bristles™," which "pulse to lift up plaque and stimulate gums", so I just had to show it to Andy (and prattle on about it for about fifteen minutes). And it got us thinking.

What with the Gillette M3 Power™ and upcoming Fusion™ products, and now this new vibrating toothbrush, what's next?

"Vibrating facecloths?" I pondered, "Vibrating loofahs?"

Andy pondered also, "Hair brushes!" and then came the clincher, "Vibrating BOG ROLL!"

How we laughed.


nb: Yes, I am aware that Oral B is owned by Gillette

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