« The Germans DON'T Want My Madskillz... | Main | Lovely Day »

Spam Of The Week V

After all this talk of on-again-off-again Germanic infamy, I'm going to relax it all down a bit, with another Spam Of The Week™.

Following a few interesting BoingBoing posts about the phenomenon of 'Flarf' (spam/net inspired absurdist poetry), I decided to compose a flarf poem entirely out of a spam mail that I really recieved in my inbox.

I've entitled this little ditty "Re: [17]" (I'm sure you know why)

He never forgot these things
these words, these names.
in 1862 into account
She was glowing with excitement

And there was not just one piling but two;
the pain was the pilings
and part of him knew
for a long time before
most of his mind had knowledge of knowing
that the shattered pilings were his own shattered legs

But oh, Mr Rancho Grande!
"At least, not if I have just a little luck"
She looked at him with no anger or suspicion
only faint curiosity
Did that mean he was making progress?
Paul crawled over to his bed
pulling himself on his elbows
and got hold of the coverlet

That night I changed your medication
for something a little stronger
and when I was sure
you weren't going to wake up
even if someone exploded
a grenade under your bed
I got my little tool-kit
from the cellar shelf
and I took the keyplate off that door
in 1975...

Not bad, not bad. Reads quite well, and it even sounds like it's making sense about halfway through, but I assure you, dear readers, it really, really isn't.

Post a comment

JavaScript must be on.

Note you need JavaScript turned on to comment. Sorry but this is the only way we can stop the dirty filthy spammers.

You can send me an email if you are having problems.

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://mt4.sevitz.net/mt-tb.cgi/2286

This blog looks totally, utterly pants in Internet Explorer. So stop making excuses and download Firefox (or even Opera or Safari) right now (unless you already have).

The Map (for newbies/stalkers)

The Twitters

    mattverso

    ( )

The Flick'red

The Stuff Wot People Said

  • Matt: I was going to suggest you Google it, but then I Googled it, and this post is at #2 on Google for "E...>>
  • Babs: What is eventech when it is at home Great pic btw! ...>>
  • Kristina: I was peeling garlic today and found several cloves that look like this. Very weird. As long as th...>>
  • Babs: I know, it's great!...>>
  • TUG: Misleading thread title of the year!...>>
  • Babs: Oh really O'Reilly, well there'd better be!! ...>>
  • Matt: The garden I WILL have, behind my house, when I have an actual house that isn't a "dooplex". In o...>>
  • Babs: Ahem...what garden? :)...>>
  • Babs: Me too kind of. It's just mildly a pain in the arse at times. ...>>
  • NKV: I wouldnt even allow that in the garden shed. :-P...>>
  • Matt: Personally, I'm liking the bangs....>>
  • Babs: Aren't they just!? I was looking at them for three months while I was travelling around Australia, a...>>

The Linkery Dumpage

I Am Deliciousness

The Crap

Irish Blogs Irish Bloggers Dublin Blogs Blog Directory - Blogged Opera Mini no-www.org DRM is DefectiveByDesign

The Email Thingy

Life Without Toast At G-mail Dot Com (or something similar)

The Hyperspace Drive

The Automatic Geek System

  • Geek Support, fixing of bugger-ups, moral support, code splicing, tech. administration, whining, über-nerdery and fetching of fluffy coffees by
  • s e v i t z d o t c o m, PIA, PHP, CBATG.

The Copyright

Creative Commons License
This weblog is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Please don't steal my/our stuff. Or if you are going to use our stuff, please link back or credit us. If you don't you are VERY NAUGHTY and will have to be PUNISHED.