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The Germans DON'T Want My Madskillz...

Ah, bollocks.

"Hello Matthew,
thank you very much for your email!

I am sorry, but I have to say that today we decided not to broadcast videoclips from the internet, so we don?t need your clip anymore.

In the last few days we saw a lot of videos from the world wide web and we all agree that it is not the stuff we were searching for.

Thank you very much and have a nice day!

Best regards
Tobias

Well, so much for that. There goes my big chance for my fifteen minutes of German fame.


ps: Fuck them. Fuck them all, the bastards. :-)

Comments

Phew....I was worried about the competition for your affections (due to huge numbers of groupies post broadcast)

I'm not really into German tv groupies so I don't think there would have been a problem.

And where's the 'Ah, what a shame, hugs, etc'?!?!-

:-(

I say we invade this summer!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. WHAT A SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

HUGE HuuGGGGGGGGGGGS. THOSE BAD BAD MEAN PEOPLE (sounds of slaps and kicking people about).

WE ALL LOVE YOU ANYWAYS. YOU ARE ALWAYS FAMOUS IN OUR EYES

(is that sufficient...fingers crossed?!)

Hmmm.

That'll have to do, I s'pose.

But now you're after messing up my recent comments box! Oh no!! :-)

Yea....I look a bit like a spam dont I? Sorry about that....

That comment deserves a blog post all of it's own!

'Yea....I look a bit like a spam dont I? Sorry about that...'. Brilliant. :-)

Ah :-P

Excuse me, can you too get a room?

Oh yeah, you have a whole house full of them but they won't let you in. Woops...

Feckoff Seamus! I can be the neighbor from hell if I want to you know. :-)

Oh yeah? You got to move in first. And I am living two doors down from your empty un-watched house right now. It would be terrible if it were to "accidently" burn down.....

:-)

It would be even more terrible if that were to happen and I were to point the investigating officers to a certain comment in a certain blog post, wouldn't it? EH?!

:-)

They are fools. Fools. They'll be sorry when you're world famous.

But I am in Stockholm, so how could I have done it Garda?
(says he hoping his rent-a-minions have been comptetent enough to cover their tracks this time...)

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