More Babs Email Insanity
Here we go again... Take a deep breath...
Whenever man o man, I dunno I am starving and I have a head full of snot, like if you turned me on my side it would pour out
Scary thing happened after swimming: a knacker dude collapsed in my driveway (?) and then he had this massive gash on the back of his head and wouldn?t / couldn?t get up and then totally passed out so I called the ambo?s and then he got up and staggered across the road on front of a load of cars and that, and then collapsed across the road and then got up again and staggered away so I dialled 999 again and told them this and then they said that they would still get the Ambo?s bit also the cops and told me to go inside and calm down so I did and then the cops and this RIDICULOUSLY HOT paramedic dude came to my house asking me what happened and I felt really bad cause I told them he was gone down ailsbury road and I said that I told the emergency service dude that too and the really hot Ambo was all ?if he got up why did you call the ambos and then I almost started to cry (seriously they sent 4 cops and 4 ambo?s what the fook?) and I was all tearful and saying I didn?t know what to do he was really scary and obviously totally fooked up he had a massive cut on his head (I pointed out the blood on the driveway) and then he was like ?its ok love, calm down, it happens all the time?. I wanted to ask him out on a date but seriously embarrassing, he was a beautiful man! (I know you don?t want to knw about me fancying anyone but whatever! I am a grown up now!! Hahaha!!
Love you and we will get drunk soon ok
And... Relax... Phew. I'm knackered again now.
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...and breathe... ;-) You guys have such exciting lives over there. Cheshire is boring in comparison.
Posted by: SharkyUK | July 13, 2006 1:03 PM
It's not exciting really, I just go into a lot of detail (all the time, like ALL the time) and worry about things too much, I can't breathe as a matter of fact, I have a head full of snots (yum) bet everyone needed to know that!
Posted by: Babs | July 13, 2006 1:07 PM
Too much info, Babs! :-) I'm still wrestling with the idea of a "knacker dude"... the thought disturbs me but perhaps I'm not entirely sure what one is...
Posted by: SharkyUK | July 13, 2006 3:53 PM
Sharky, have a look at the Wikipedia entry for knacker and scanger, that'll give you a better idea. I'd say Babs was leaning more towards 'scanger' than 'knacker', but she could also have meant 'dipso' or something similar.
Posted by: Matt | July 13, 2006 3:57 PM
Thanks for the links, Matt. Suddenly it all becomes clear! Damn this sheltered life I've lived.
Posted by: SharkyUK | July 13, 2006 5:48 PM
It's not so bad. I had to look up everything except knacker. I knew what that was from reading All Creatures Great and Small when I was a kid.
Posted by: Calista | July 13, 2006 5:52 PM
Babs - In the US, paramedics and firemen seem to be hot. It would appear that those two professions attract a certain look of man - tall, gorgeous eyes, lovely smiles. You know, the kind of guys written about in trashy novels. I'm wondering if it's not the same where ever you are?
Posted by: Calista | July 13, 2006 6:40 PM
No way man, in Dublin, most Firemen are old, bald and fat (or women) and I haven't ever seen a paramedic here before until the other night, there were 4 of them, he was beautiful, the others were SO not beautiful, you know what I mean? I think he broke the mould of the norm as it were in my mind.
Posted by: Babs | July 14, 2006 8:38 AM