Blonde Moment #92
So I'm on the couch, watching an episode of the Simpsons, and Nikki casually remarks, without thinking about what she's saying:
"That's weird, I haven't got my jugs out yet"
(Cue uproarious, snorting laughter from me, and much slapping of my thigh)
"I mean, I haven't unpacked my measuring jugs, from the boxes, oh, you know what I mean!"
I'm still laughing. :-)
(Heh-heh... jugs... heh-heh-heh)
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I, erm, could not possibly comment (being a gentleman and what have you)... :-)
Posted by: SharkyUK | August 2, 2006 11:04 PM
But Nikki can't cook, what does she need jugs for?
Posted by: Adrian | August 2, 2006 11:20 PM
Who cares if she can't cook, her jugs measure things! How awesome is that!
I'm intrigued as to whether measurement includes removal of bra though... depends what is being measured I guess.
Very interesting..
Posted by: Gordon | August 3, 2006 12:00 AM
I must point out that Nikki was about to make scrambled eggs (mmmm... scrambled eggs) and was looking for a jug to beat the eggs in. It was what shall heretofore be known as a 'Nikki moment'. I'm sure she'll share one or two more in her comments on this.
But I don't think she's going to like Gordon anymore.
Posted by: Matt | August 3, 2006 12:07 AM
Would Nikki care to comment? Or shall she just issue a statement through her solicitor/PR/Agent?
Perhaps she can take a cue from the celebs and announce that she is suffering from a lonstanding problem of alcohol/drug/family abuse/neglect/bi-polar disorder (delete as appropriate). She regrets the incident and is going to see treatment.
Posted by: Seamus | August 3, 2006 7:59 AM
Ahh feck off the lot of ye.
And here was me thinking Gordon was a nice boy. Hmmmph. Sulk in Corner.
I would make some comment on how my eggs (scrambled) were not impacted by the absence of my jugs (measuring) but all you pups are likely to make something out of that too.
Posted by: NKL | August 3, 2006 8:28 AM
Surely you just scramble eggs in bowl like the wrest of us?
Jugs are for pimms.
Posted by: Adrian | August 3, 2006 10:34 AM
Actually I scramble eggs in a saucepan and not in a bowl :-P
I use the measuring jug to whisk the eggs in before adding to saucepan.
You would serve pimms in a measuring jug?? Classy.
Posted by: NKL | August 3, 2006 10:41 AM
yeah I use a bowl not a jug to whisk the eggs before scrambling, it makes it easier to get loads of air in and then you get nice fluffy scrambie eggs! Yum, I would murder a few scrambled eggs now! Starvacious is not the word!
Posted by: Babs | August 3, 2006 11:07 AM
Babs, I thought you were a veggie.
NKL, I still don't get the need for the jug. Just pour some milk in and wisk. Measuing is for people who don't have aliens to cook for them.
Posted by: Adrian | August 3, 2006 12:02 PM
Adrian, you obviously have not heard of lacto-ovo vegetarianism.
Nikki uses her jugs for whisking, did everybody get that? OMGROTFLMAO.
Posted by: Matt | August 3, 2006 12:44 PM
Adrian, whisk is spelled W-H-I-S-K, and refer to Matts comment, Vegans don't eat eggs, or dairy produce, Vegetarians eat eggs, comprende?
Posted by: Babs | August 3, 2006 1:00 PM