Lumpy
Don't you just hate it when:
The milk you bought the day before yesterday has the same use-by date as the milk you bought the week before last, namely three days ago, 1-Sep-06.
Fuck Spar, the non-milk-date-checking bastards.
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Fucking a spar might hurt. I'll pass. Like you should. On your milk.
Posted by: Adrian | September 4, 2006 11:26 AM
Fuck metaphorically, not literally, you nonce. :-P
The milk will be sniffed before consumption, and if deemed to be non-consumable will be poured down the sink (note: never throw full cartons of gone-off milk in the bin, as they are prone to explode, spraying smelly lumpy milk all over the shop).
Posted by: Matt | September 4, 2006 12:26 PM
Oooh that's SO annoying man, here, where I work, in Stupid People town, they will put things like apples into the fridge, but insist on leaving milk on the conuter, apparently its "easier", so occasionally you get the milk lumps in your tea, mmm! Stupid, stupid, stupid people, fuck Spar indeed, especially for the milk, but also cause they charge ?1.50 for a half mouldy pepper! WTF??
Posted by: Babs | September 4, 2006 1:54 PM
WTF indeed, Babs, WTF.
But if you actually buy veg in Spar you deserve mouldy ones.
Here, where I work (different from your 'here', but also the same! Crazy!) we keep the milk in the fridge. ALWAYS IN THE FRIDGE.
Posted by: Matt | September 4, 2006 1:59 PM
Crazy, I know the milk is always in the fridge, I do go and get it on occasion. I never buy veg in Spar I have just noticed the price and ran away with a look of disdain all over my face!
Posted by: Babs | September 4, 2006 2:00 PM
A look of distain? On your face?! Like, where else would you have a look of distain?
"I ran away, with a look of distain all over the back of my head..."
And also :-P
Posted by: Matt | September 4, 2006 2:06 PM
Dis_T_ain?
:-P
Posted by: NKL | September 4, 2006 2:16 PM
Err... yes. Distain. My head was slightly discoloured.
Like, whatever. Point still stands.
(You're in trouble missy)
Posted by: Matt | September 4, 2006 2:22 PM
So anyway why haven't you posted the pic of my lovely baby yet??????
Posted by: Rebecca | September 4, 2006 3:12 PM
It's a phrase ok? Leave me alone you are SO mean to me and yet I am your 'baby' sister! How could you, I'm telling you I have a look of distain on my arse now, only you can't see it so ha!!
Posted by: Babs | September 4, 2006 4:04 PM
You should have seen the disdainful face I had on me when I saw the 'new' milk was already out-of-date.
Your 'baby sister' thing is getting a bit old, btw. Like, almost 23 years old, in fact. :-P
(messin', of course!)
Posted by: Matt | September 4, 2006 4:32 PM
(shock) I can't believe you revealed my age!! :P I am the youngest in our family so therefore the "baby" no? Ergo I am your baby sister, also, you have been known to introduce me as that before so what the feck you talkin bout willis?
Posted by: Babs | September 5, 2006 8:30 AM
OMG you're like, alomst 23! That's like, OLD an' all.
I remember I was the youngest (sniff...). Now I'm the middle child, and all deprived.
Posted by: Matt | September 5, 2006 1:50 PM
At least you both got to be the youngest! I was always the oldest. I always wanted a big brother to mind me in school. NOT FAIR!!!
Posted by: Rebecca | September 5, 2006 2:36 PM
I didn't that either though as there is such a big gap you know? I was ALWAYS on my own as well when I was little cause you were both too big to play with a "baby"!! Sobaroonie!!
Posted by: Babs | September 5, 2006 3:49 PM
did you think of bringing the milk back and leaving it on the fucker's counter ? a line must be drawn people !!
Posted by: cp | September 6, 2006 10:50 AM
I have done that with mouldy Nectarines, still in date, bought two days previously, first day too hard to eat, as in unripe, and then I opened my press 2 days after buying them and I was faced with a punnet of hairy blue mouldy nectarines, I brought them to Tesco customer services desk and they looked at me like I had just shat on the counter, literally!! I did get replacement ones, no apology though, assholes!
Posted by: Babs | September 6, 2006 11:34 AM
That's what I'll do, I'll take it back and squirt mouldy lumpy milk in the face of the Spar manager, then take a shite on the counter.
And then take a fresh carton of milk and shout 'thanks!' as I walk out the door.
Posted by: Matt | September 6, 2006 12:51 PM
oh please do it, maybe not the shitting part, but do it...go on!!
Posted by: Babs | September 6, 2006 3:05 PM
But the shitting part is the best bit! I don't know if I can do it without the shitting, it's integral to the whole plan.
Posted by: Matt | September 6, 2006 3:42 PM
'nuff already! Euuuhhhh.
Posted by: NKL | September 6, 2006 4:02 PM