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Some Classics From The Ever Disgraceful Podge & Rodge

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My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack.

As funny as a burning orphanage.

He's so camp, he shites tent pegs.

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.

As tight as a nun's knickers.

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.

I left her with a face like a painters radio.

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche.

As fit as a butcher's dog.

Not even the tide would take her out.

Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her,
Daz wouldn't shift her, and
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.

A sniper wouldn't take her out.

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her.

Posted by Babs at 1PM |

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Podge & Rodge are the funniest Irish thing, ever.

If you're a fan if disgusting jokes, that is.

Anyone reading this should really click on the YouTube link and watch the 'Scare At Bedtime' vids, if you haven't seen them before. Or even if you have.

Posted by: Matt | September 23, 2006 7:23 PM

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