Life Without Toast - Sibling Rivalry

Well I am cream crackered too but for totally different reasons, I am feeling incredibly jealous of my brother now, for which you will see, are obvious reasons:

Friday 5pm: Off work for the weekend ? awoohoo!!! And there is a work do on tonight even better, I want to leave my car at home so my mate Lorna who I work with said she would follow me to my gaff and then drop me to the bar, result and a half I say. So we are on the way home and there is a massive truck on front of me and the lights turn red, but I don?t see them due to the truck which also broke them, and I broke the lights, for the first time ever, and I didn?t even notice, I was listening to Weezer and boogying on down in the car, not in a dangerous fashion, but you know, drumming on the steering wheel and that, Lorna blew the horn which was the scariest part, I am very disappointed in myself to be honest?..anyway so then it was home?change?play with turtles?.back into Lorna?s car, got to the bar, the drink was all for FREE ? yay!! So I ordered my pint, went to the toilet, my pint came and someone STOLE it!!! I mean seriously, the booze was free and yet someone still felt the need to steal my pint, its just ridiculous!! Anyway finally (felt like ages, was actually approx 8.5 mins) got my pint, there was supposed to be food laid on, so we were milling the pints, I can?t say exactly how many were consumed, but I will say 6 in that bar, approx, em!! I think so anyway, so the food came and it was crap, now bear in mind that this was for the General Managers farewell party, and we got platters of deep fried shite, literally, even if you were into that sort of thing, it was still shite. Anyway, so the scabby bastards cut the tab at 10.30 (!!!!!!!!!) so me, my mate Kirsty and my other mate Barry decided to feck off to another place, so we said we were going to the bar and then legged it!! We went to a place called Toast in Rathmines which I love, and they hadn?t been to, so that was groovy!! More pints then Kirsty went home, bar closed, Barry decided it would be a great idea to get KEBABS, and I agreed, and we went to this dive place called Hit The Spot and let me tell you this, it really didn?t hit any spot, none, not at all, we left without finishing and staggered back into town where I got the nitelink, went home, almost fell into my turtlepops aquarium (I could actually more than likely fit into it!! My largest achievement of the night has to be this though: after I would say 8 or 9 pints (I may be short ish but I can fit them in) a kebab and numerous other dirt infested areas including the bus stop and bus, I was wearing white trousers and they hadn?t a mark on them ? awoohoo!!!! Really, this is a big achievement for me.

Saturday: Woke up 9am, slept, woke up 10am, slept, woke up 11am, got up, made brekki (yum), arsed around the house for a while shaking and the like, trying my best to wake up, showered, shook some more, drank coffee, that was a bit better, remembered eating the kebab, felt a little queasy, then was like ?I don?t want to go to work??.oh yeah forgot, sometimes I work in my friends restaurant, with him, as a nixer type thing. Rob is my friend. Rob is in Bratislava on holidays, with his girlfriend Lyn, Rob didn?t tell me that the dude that I was going to be working with was USELESS. I am trained as a chef and have a pretty cool head under pressure, I also have no problem communicating things with my comrades, this guy, apparently did!! He was all chat before service and then just stopped. Now I don?t know if any of you have ever worked in kitchens or even as front of house, but if you have you will know that communication is the be all and end all of the whole operation, there were orders coming in he wasn?t telling me, thus putting me up shit creek without even a trace of a paddle, then I was doing starters, and sides (easier option and if I get a choice then why not) so he was sending main courses but not telling me which table etc, so I had no idea what to be sending, so then he starts giving ME shit for not being together, so I told him to fuck off and worked it my own way from then on. Go me!! The I did something bad!! I was doing some sauté potatoes to go with a steak I think, and I threw on the pan and oil to heat up and then I had the spuds in my hand to throw in and I dropped one into the boiling oil and it splashed my arm and?MY FACE. So now I have this lovely scabby eye socket, I was lucky I suppose that I dint get it into my eye, but man, it hurt into the pit of my stomach!! Then I cleaned down, didn?t help the knob dude at all cause why should I when he?s a dick head and then left, on my way home my friend Su called me ? ?ooh hey, can I sleep in your gaff tonight Micheal ? her boyfriend ? has gone to France and I don?t like being in my house on my own on the weekends, please? so I said yeah and I collected her on the way home, she gets into the car after drinking a few whiskeys ? to calm her down ? with a bag of pyjamas, and a bottle of Jameson, like a LARGE bottle of Jameson, so when we got home, we tucked into it, then about 2.30 I decided I could no longer function so I put her to bed, found a new spider in the hallway, we named him Larry!! And then I fell into bed, and didn?t wake up until???

Sunday 1.45pm: wake up!!! AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! Its 1.45, WTF!!!! Got up, made myself brekki / lunch type thing, eggs, toast, tea, then some coffee, an apple, that kind of jazz, then lay on the couch till 4.30 watching ?Shameless? DVD?s, then had a 45 minute shower, then got ready for other work, where Matt works, then my roomie Conor came home, and he was CRANKY, he has worked the last 21 days in a row and is angry about it to say the least!! Then I left, went to my mate Trish?s gaff to park my car, had some tea and then went to work?in the third job in just over 48 hours, rock on Sarah!! Then I went home, made luch for today, watched ?Shameless? dvd and then off to Bedfordshire for me, where of course I cannot sleep??????.

(NOTE:* it is not normal for me to work 3 jobs, I am not insane!! I am going back to college at night time in 2 weeks ? eek! And needed to work extra to pay off fees, comprende?)

Matt is sooooooooooooooooooooo lucky!!