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Car Crash?

So I was driving home from work the other night and it was horrible weather, all rainy and dark, and people were being really stupid and driving up my arse etc, and then when I was on the home stretch just beside RTE disaster struck, there was an Audi A6 on front of me indicating to the left, so I was moving off slowly to go around them, then they were nearly all the way into the driveway and they jammed on then a little fuck on a motorbike zooms by I jam on swerve to miss him and ended up in the back of the feckin Audi, this is quite possibly the worst thing about the crash, that I crashed into an Audi, it couldn?t have been an old banger, no, it had to be an Audi, 2003 so not that bad, but still!!! So I get out of the car and the girl driving the other car is like ?oh did you just hit my car? (See I knew I should have just driven away!! :P) and I said ?oh god sorry? but then she said (my favourite part) ?oh god it was all my fault? heeeeeeeheeeeeee!! She was obviously never taught like me in that you NEVER admit that it was your fault, ever, even if it?s totally obviously your fault. So we look at the damage there is a teeny scratch on her bumper, approx 7cm long, and that?s it, no dent no anything and the scrape isn?t even down to the metal, then we look at my car where there is a huge dent in the wheel arch, or rather a succession of smaller dents, making one big one, and my mirror is hanging off, soooo annoyed its unreal! So she took my details and was really very nice about the whole thing, although that may have something to do with the fact that she said that it was her fault, she was lovely and gave me a hug and everything which is why I will feel bad screwing her over about it if they land me with a massive bill, I already have a few draft letters written by my ?solicitor? Ciara (she?s a law student ? shhh!!) about how seeing as the driver admitted full responsibility I am sending a cheque for ?X as a good will gesture) its all good in the hood. My poor car though, I feel terrible for it, the Slutmobile is scarred for life. Sob!

(*any donations will be greatly appreciated by the ?Fix the Slutmobile Fund")

Comments

Err... From the sounds of things it totally wasn't your fault at all, or her fault, but the fault of the little fecker on the motorbike.

yeah but he shagged off without a care in the world, little bollix!

The main thing is you are alright... the Slutmobile is repairable. :)

Yeah but it's going to cost me loads to get her repaired, sob! (hence the "donations will be greatly appreciated etc) haha!! Poor auld Slutmobile is being strong, she is a trooper! :)

Err... Are you not insured? Or do you only have 3rd party?

Brutal. I'll get you a new wing mirror for Christmas, yeah? :-P

oh no I fixed the wing mirror myself, it just clipped back into place which was amazing considering it was hanging off! The dent is going to cost me approx ?200 to get beaten out, so there's no point losing my no claims bonus for nowt really, I am fully comp man, what do you think I am!!

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