Diary Of A Turtle Pop (And Their LOVING Owner):
(Dedicated to Winds...)
Swim, swim, swim, swim, poo, eat, splash, splash, swim,
Tank: ?ooh I know I will try and get past this giant rock in the tank and get wedged there for hours until Babs gets home, oh here she comes woohoo?
Babs: ?you are a fucking idiot Tank?
Tank: ?oooh she set me free, I wonder will she give me any of that yummy dried river shrimp stuff, mmm mmm good?.
Swim, swim, swim.
Tank: ?I wish that these other turtles weren?t here, why does Babs feel the need to adopt other peoples turtles, these two here aren?t even the same, now I?m not being a racist or anything, but what the fuck is with their red ears, seriously!! Although the girl one is hot I suppose?
Splish splash,
Tank: ?oh lights out, lets try and piss Babs off when she is trying to sleep by beating the heads off one another, that will be great, maybe then she will feed us?..?.
Babs: ?Shut the FUCK up Jasus, what is wrong with you, Roomie* take your fucking small turtles back?,
Roomie: ?yeah I will, yeah, no problem, em, I will clean my tank out tomorrow? (**)
Splish splash, ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Tank: ?Woohoo, lights on, food time, yay? ? plop-plop?plop-plop ? ?this fucking container she puts us in to feed us is shit isn?t it?
Roomie?s female turtle who has no name ***: ?oh you?re talking to me know, even though I have RED ears, fuck off yellowbelly?
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, plop-plop-plop-plop,
Tank: ?yay freedom in the tank, victory is mine, I am free apart from these four glass walls that keep me off the carpet?
Swim, swim, swim, splish, splash.
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(* Not my roomies real name)
(** He has been saying this since November)
(*** She has never had a name, aw!!)
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Comments
mweh I feel all left out now. Maybe I should get a few goldfish.
Posted by: winds | January 31, 2007 9:58 PM
I had no idea that baby turtles had such filthy vocabularies, or that racism was so rife in the baby turtle community. I am truly shocked.
Posted by: Matt | January 31, 2007 10:55 PM
They are not baby turtles, they are grown ups (hence the bad vocabulary)!! Also they are two different varieties of them in the one tank, I am just assuming that one of them would be a bit biggoted against another one!)
Winds, I would recommend a turtle or two, expensive at the beginning but much more entertaining!! I have 4 at the moment, 2 of which I am minding, they are red eared sliders and don't get as big as my ones, yellow bellied cooters, I like mine better though, they are more placid, the red ears are so freaked out by everything mine just float about chilling, I think they are stoned on something!
Posted by: Babs | January 31, 2007 10:59 PM