Babs Email Insanity - Episode III
Ok, for those of you unfamiliar with the mails I get from Babs, I suggest you look here and here, then read on. Or you could just dive right in...
Harro,
I am so dying maaaaaan, help me, not sick or anything, just dead bored and feel lethargic, its all your blempt just FYI, people can be so annoying at times, and bollocky work shite, I am off for loads of days 13 in total from tomorrow, perhaps I am having pre holiday blues or summat but I feel like running even though I am wearing high heels and a skirt, I feel weird in these shoes, they are sort of witchy, pointy toey and that, so I cannot run. The feckin sun is BAITING in on me and its making me feel funny. I am convinced its from the dodgy yogurt that you MADE me eat last night before conveniently not eating it yourself, I hope that you have some with you in worky for your lunch and that, yum yum, I am going to make brownies or cookies or something this week for yum treats. Oh Match, I feel so lazy and bizarre today, I am sitting on my own on my side of the desks cause Anto is off so its boring, its boring without Trishbags anyway, she feckin deserted me so she did, oh its 15 mins till lunchtime, yum, cant wait, have deadly gingery soup and other tasty delights like a pink (ponk) lady apple (fizzylicious) and then some bread roll with emmenthal and moutarde and a pear and a banano for my 3pm slump, sugar buzz maaaaaan but au naturel. So sleepy from this Jasus sun, am I going insane? My arms hurt too for some reason, must have been from making that pastry yesterday ? ahahahaha!!!
Love you xxx







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