Me Playing Zelda (And also Wii Bowling)
Set laughter mode to "on". This is a video of me playing Zelda on the Wii, fighting on horseback with Moblins riding giant boars in the Eldin province. Blame Dan, he asked for it.
Seriously though, it's a really, really good game.
As per Dan's comment (see below), here's me playing a more vigorous Wii game. Apologies for the fidgeting on my part, my awesome bowling moves were causing a buildup of static on my fleece, dividing my attention between Wii, camera and annoying prickly static shocks.
[I should totally blog via video (or like, videoblog... Hey! Now that's a cool phrase. That'll totally catch on) more often. I mean, this took only a few minutes! Except of course, for the half-hour upload time caused by crappy cable broadband... Anyhoo... Hmmm... Hey, is this thing still on? Motherf...*CLICK*]
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Comments
I'm very disappointed! I was under the impression that to ride a horse using the Wii you had to bob up and down and spank it every now and then, all the while yelling at it to go faster. Apart from the occasional mastabatory gesture with your right hand it looked a lot like you were playing a regular console. Do people really get fitter and fly their controllers across the room from this?
Posted by: Destructor | February 5, 2007 4:41 PM
This was playing Zelda. I'll do one of Wii Sports and you'll see the difference. Not all games involve the potentially tv-smashing gestures.
They weren't masturbatory gestures either, that was me performing a rolling backslash and hacking some Moblin fuckers' head off.
Posted by: Matt | February 5, 2007 4:46 PM
Yes yes, that's what I fantasize about as well.
Posted by: Destructor | February 5, 2007 4:53 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Matt | February 5, 2007 5:13 PM
You are such a NERD!!! But in a good way I suppose, I heart Wii, it's bleedin deadly buzz....wha'?
Posted by: Babs | February 5, 2007 7:23 PM
I am NOT a nerd, Dan's a nerd, he masturbates while fantasizing about orcs.
Wii is, indeed, a deadly buzz. Wha'.
Posted by: Matt | February 5, 2007 8:31 PM
Oh GOD no. That Zelda game is TRES BORING!!!
Get the tennis on, and gies a super serve!
Posted by: Gordon | February 5, 2007 10:35 PM
Excuse me, Mr. McLean, but I think you'll find that Zelda is, in fact, totally amazing.
I am debating whether or not to upload more Wii Sports-related videos.
Nikki has requested boxing, as it's the most hilarious to watch someone playing.
Posted by: Matt | February 5, 2007 11:22 PM
Nobody beats De Jesus
Posted by: Destructor | February 6, 2007 9:51 AM
I don't care to know about ANYONE'S masturbation habits thanks, you are a nerd, but a good one, I am one too in other ways but I just hide it better, shhh!!! hahahahaha lalalalalala
Posted by: Babs | February 6, 2007 9:56 AM
This looks kinda fun, Ian and I were thinking of investing in one but I think it may just make us more home-loving and unwilling to go out in the winter cold than ever!
Posted by: nrgza | February 6, 2007 4:55 PM