Life Without Toast - Sibling Rivalry

I started the new job last Monday, big mistake, I hated it. They ?forgot? that I was starting that day (there was 4 people there before me and I was the fifth, its not like they had a million employees or anything) so they had nothing set up for me at all, yes they should really purchase a diary to pencil these things into. Anyway, they were dicks from the word go, no training, no training manual, no showing me how to log onto the ?system? they have NO passwords for anything which I find a bit thick seeing as they are a website, and these things are apparently very easy to break into.
They gave me dirty looks everytime I left my desk (for pees and tea making purposes) expected a person who had only been there three weeks to ?train? me in etc. They gave me no information on the company and kept on using shite ?buzz? words, which I fucking HATE with a passion, all this COB bollox, fuck off dude, just say ?at the end of the day? or something equally normal, COB my hole is what I say. Maybe I am not a professional, but these guys were taking the piss.
My email was down for 4 days and they didn?t seem to be bothered that I couldn?t communicate with customers, and their internet connection was shite too (yes this is a website remember). All over the shop, completely unorganised to a ridiculous degree and had NO people skills. They totally lied to me in the interviews. There are two of them in it, a man and a woman, the woman was a weapon, basically ignored me the whole time, she obviously has major issues, and the man, who was the rudest fuck ever. Anyway so I got mass pissed off yesterday when he ?shhh?d? me twice when I was on a call to a customer who was on their mobile hands free. I was talking at a normal level. Yes I have a loud voice but I was far from shouting. And he also moved me away from one of the other girls because I sniggered once at 27 mins past 5 on my first day, in case I distracted her or some shite. Wanker.
So yesterday they went out to lunch (early) and I emailed him, told him the sceal and ran away (hahhaha). I am a coward, but I wont stand for that shite, no way Jose. Help?..I am unemployed?.its insania!