Life Without Toast - Sibling Rivalry

I have decided to do this in stages, because all in all it is too long for one go, so here is part one, and the rest of the parts will be coming soon to a computer screen near you:

Matt reminded me that I hadn?t posted in a while, I really should have because I have done a lot, and a lot has happened, and then I wasn?t doing anything for a while as well, so sorry peeps!

So I started a new job in an unmentionable place which I promptly legged it from due to the person who I reported to directly being a complete bully/wagon/the C word!! I started on Monday the 8th Oct, I left on Weds the 10th Oct, shortest employment term ever, go me!! She was horrible, she had me in tears on the first day because apparently I had done something totally wrong even though she was supposed to show me and she never did, she had fecked off for coffee and a fag or something and left me there for three hours totally clueless and when she came back she was all ?oh I expected better from you, I was sure you would hit the ground running but you haven?t I am disappointed, tut tut?, I swear if she tutted a bit more her tongue would fall off. She kept on having to run off to meetings, and then told me that I should be working faster, even though I was on average 20% faster than the initial fastness targets she had set for me, the auld wagon, she wasn?t auld though, she was about 26 and had just been newly appointed the title of manager, only she couldn?t manage a piss up in a brewery or whatever that saying is, then she told me I lacked passion, (this is all on the first morning, she had yet to tell me where the toilet was like!!!) that I lacked drive and obviously had no ambition to succeed, I love the way she could tell all this after my first morning, most of which she was on her mobile talking shite to her ?friends? or out the back smoking, or doing important stuff, like walking around with a chip on her shoulder, she was mean, mean, mean, she had a mean mouth, no lips, mean, I knew she was going to be a total wagon from the second I laid eyes on her, the job was not what the job description was, and well, she was horrible and rude and a bully and I put myself through a long time working with people like that before and I was and am not willing to kill myself for someone like that, she was a right knack bag too, I bet she was dying to wear her air max into work!! I cried on the phone to the agency that got me the job and then they told me that I was actually the third person that they had sent there who had legged it ?oh yeah, she has a bit of a tendency to be a bully, just put it down to her lack of experience as a manager? I was like ?em, that?s not MY problem?, dicks!!