Life Without Toast - Sibling Rivalry

Yo peeps, this gotta be really quick or fast or whatever you like cause I am in Global Gossip and they are charging me 3 dolla per hour for the joy of using their PC web (God I WISH I had brought my laptop!! But then where would I keep it while slumming in the hostels??)

I am in Melbourne at the moment, have rented a wonderful Hynudai Getz (snarf!!!) for the weekend and am driving (yes me in a foreign country!!) the Great Ocean Road and we are also going to Philip Island to see the sights and then I am back to Melbourne and then next Friday i am heading off to Perth (yes backwards but thats the way the cookie crumbled) to see my darling friend Marzipan (thats not her real name) then I fly back to Mel and then onto Alice Springs and then back to Mel (tigerairlines doesnt fly out to anywhere else I want to go - the bastards!!) then when I get back to Melbourne hopefully I sleep for a couple of nights - I have been haing serious trouble lately!!) then I fly to Cairns for some sunshine and so I can have an afro with my curly hair in the 95% humidity - yock, then I am bussing or car sharing all the way to Canberra stopping off along the way anywhere that will have me, then I am hoping to get a train to Melbourne - preferably for free!! - and then hopefully if I have the sponds I will be heading to Wellington to see my lovely friend who got marrried on the beach last year and who I havent seen in a long long time, for a week ish then back to Melbourne (yes AGAIN but I have FREEEEEEEE accomodation there) and then the long and tortorous flight home.

• Who ever invented flight socks should be killed.
  I have had a bad reaction to the water here, in that my legs are flaring up into a delightful rash every time I have a shower, dont worry it hasnt stopped me from showering, I smell delightful always!!
• Whoever invented annoying fellow passengers who smell like they have been drinking solidly for three days, are sweating and also havent showered for a long long time should also be de-balled (of course it was a man!!)
• Whoever invented Sushi deserves a big massive smooch from the one and only Babs!!
• The Botanical Gardens here are beautiful, they are very hilly though and because I wore my cons today and not my flip flops (I am sorry I refuse to call them "thongs") I now have a ig boo boo blister on one of my ankles, thankfully not both so I am only walking sort of funny!!
• The wine you get for $4.99 here is actually quite pallatable!!
• I want some Barrys tea SO much. If anyone wants to send me some let me know and I will give you the Melbourne address. (Also some Cadburys choc and King Cheese and Onion and a batch loaf and some real butter would come in mightily handy)
• These bullet points are annoying me already so I am sure they are annoying everyone else too.

Gotta leggit to eat something, my belly is hungry, I have no food I will have to go to the giant supermarket, shite!

Love, Babs xxxxx