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HOLY SHIT!


HOLY SHIT!, originally uploaded by Matthew Verso.

Fucking HUGE SPIDER over at our bin store. Scary. It was like huge. I know there's no poisonous spiders in this part of the world but when you turn around and this motherfucker is looking at you, you shit yourself, poison or no.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! yikes.

Mother of all that is pure and special, do not put that evil shit up there.

Shudder.

So what size was the bugger? I wonder was he a descendent of the one I released last year?
http://www.sliabh.net/?p=663

*Not actual size* it has to be said. He/she/it was actually much, MUCH bigger.

Adrian, you are such a girl. And besides, you posted a very similar photo once. Except your spider was under a glass because you were too scared to let it roam free, because you are a BIG GIRL.

He/she/it is at the back of the bin store SK, you can check him/her/it out when you get back from wherever you are, or go across now and have a look if you're at home. If you need moral support, I'll bring George. He has NO FEAR and EATS SPIDERS like they are made of sweet tasty goodness.

Fuckity fuckshit, that's horrible. I've got shivers. That's just yuck...

You guys need to figure out where you left your CAJONES. And you all clearly need a serious ironing, as you're BIG GIRLS BLOUSES. I mean I got a wee fright when I saw it at first, but then I took out my phone and got up close and from several angles. It's only a fucking spider for chrissakes (note: I will NOT be so nonchalant when I'm in Africa next month, let me tell you).

Besides, if you think this little guy/girl/thing is scary, check out this bad boy/girl/thing right here.

Ahem... everyone is a big girls blouse...apart from me that is - have a looksee!

http://picasaweb.google.com/sarahverso/MyRainforestDay?authkey=cZuWSvttxLw#5198693242982475282

http://picasaweb.google.com/sarahverso/MyRainforestDay?authkey=cZuWSvttxLw#5198693260162344482

There were taken in the rainforest near Joesphine Falls in Queensland, NO FEAR, I can't remember which type of spider it was but apparently quite poisonous, the guide told us she was pregnant and so wouldn't risk her young to bite us, unless we touched her or her web, so I went and posed with my hand beside it, cue all the girls in my group having simultaneous nervous breakdowns!

S'there!

Whisht now the lot of you!
Check THIS out...

http://picasaweb.google.com/sarahverso/MyRainforestDay?authkey=cZuWSvttxLw#5198693242982475282

http://picasaweb.google.com/sarahverso/MyRainforestDay?authkey=cZuWSvttxLw#5198693260162344482

I am deadly so there...

Actually the spider was, but she was pregnant so wouldn't do anything to me unless I was "threatening" her, according to the guide dude!

(Note: Babs posted two similar comments because Adrian forgot to give her commenting privileges and her comments got marked as spam)

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