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Short Skirts:

I have just been told I am the first "woman" (*in my mind I am a girl...not yet a woman..as Britters would say) where I work to wear a skirt so short. It is mig thigh. I don't get it. I work in the office of a factory. I have been wolf whistled by the losers downstairs on more than one occasion (note - I think they are losers because they wolf whistled, not because they work in a factory, they probably actually get paid more than me). Anyway, they have wolf whistled me when I was wearing trousers before. Today, in the canteen they looked at me, as if they had never seen a "woman" before. I am wearing tights and everything, really thick black ones. You cannot even see the skin colour underneath. Hmm. People really confuse me. Last week while wearing the same skirt in a different colour I was told I looked "edible" by a totally straight woman, and also "very Mary Quant" by another, but today I am a slut, because the factory lads whistled.

If only they had seen me when I was in Australia in my mini dresses and super short shorts.

Still not as bad as my own sister (yes Becca) telling me I looked "very provocative" in a black skirt with a red shirt yesterday.

I am wearing tracksuit bottoms into work from now on. Like them downstairs.

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Who the FUCK is Mary Quant innannyways?

She invented the mini skirt and also hot pants, and our little Mammy wore Mary Quant lipper on her wedding day, google her, she's only bleedin deadly so she is!

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