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February 28, 2009

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February 27, 2009

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February 25, 2009

Excuse me Sir*...

...You appear to have some brown crap on your forehead?

*or Madam.

February 22, 2009

Andy Hill

I took this video of Andy (who friends will know, and frequent visitors may know from the podcast) on Killiney hill AGES ago, and meant to do something with it. I found it in my video library the other day, and decided to do this:

I'm sure you'll all agree that it's mildly amusing.

[Yes, I know the quality is pants, it's not YouTube's fault, it's my old crappy camera.]

February 21, 2009

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February 18, 2009

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February 15, 2009

My Twitterstats

Inspired (I seem to be getting a lot of inspiration these days) by Meg, here's my "Tweetstats".

Points of interest: I've been Twittering since March 14th, 2007 at 1.04pm. I have updated (to date) 4,591 times, with a daily average of exactly 7.0 Tweets. I Tweet mostly on Wednesdays and/or mostly between the hours of 12pm and 1pm. The only statistical anomalies are July '07 (when I was in Alaska for most of the month) and October '08 when I spent the month getting married and honeymooning in South Africa, Botswana and Mauritius).

I'm not going to post all the graphs (you can see them at the "Tweetstats" link, above), but I am going to post the Wordle of my most frequently used words, #1 of which is "work" (boring!).

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(all @replies have been removed).

What are your Tweetstats, fellow Twitterers?

February 13, 2009

Pop Will Scare Your Granny

Inspired by Dragon's Tweet from earlier today, here's Pop Will Eat Itself on The Late Late show in 1995.

The band had initally been told they would be performing live, but during rehearsals were informed they would have to lip-synch the track instead. So the wrapped sellotape around their faces, simulated having sex with each other, and trashed their instruments half-way through the song, even as the track continued playing. Worth watching for the shot of the audience (before the band started playing) at about 1m 25s in, and for the end where there is absolutely no reaction, positive or negative, from the blue rinse brigade which the audience was almost entirely comprised of.

links for 2009-02-13

  • 'Hitting bookshelves this May is Seth Grahame-Smith's "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", an "updated" version of the Jane Austen classic that includes new portions featuring violent, flesh-hungry zombie hordes. "Hollywood studios are bidding to turn a radical reworking of Austen?s most popular book" into a blockbuster movie.' Sounds too awesome for words.

February 12, 2009

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What Kim & Aggie Don't Tell You:

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I watch How Clean Is Your House a lot, basically to let me know that people are WAY mankier than I could ever be. I love the way that they tell you how to clean things in your home with natural products and ingredients, so after watching it the other day I decided to use this tip in work on the char grill / griddle thingamy. Hmm, they don't tell you how HARD it is to remove the mixture from the over, they do say elbow grease, I use elbow grease to clean the griddle every day, wire brush, blades, ice, more scrubbing, more wire brush, dry and oil it, this was INSANE so don't do it.

I made the mixture up, easy peasy, threw it all over the stainless steel bits, grand job, left it for about 5 hours and then tried in vain to clean it off. it took me amost 2 hours to remove all the remenants of the mixture and then I could taste it off my hands for the rest of the day, yack. Yes I know the alternative is some caustic over cleaner jazz that will burn the bejasus out of your hands but what else am I supposed to do? My normal method takes approx 30 mins every day and it's hardcore scrubbing for that long, this took 4 times as long and only made it marginally more shiney. Kim and Aggie - down with this sort of thing.

(*Best EVER top tip from Kim & Aggie - get a piece of material, a rag or whatever, small now not a whole t-shirt or anything, throw some lavender oil onto it, throw it into your vacuum cleaner - bagless is better - and then every time you vacuum it smells of lovely smells and not of old dust. You can use whatever essential oil you want, I like Rose the best).

February 11, 2009

Who Said All Country & Western Songs Were Crap?

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

[via my cousin-in-law Adam, who doesn't have an online presence]

February 7, 2009

I Think I Will Apply:

Seeing as I can do this -

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...Maybe I could apply for a job as one. I mean people need desks don't they, and I could classify myself as a fun novelty type desk. I don't know how I would hold up for 8 hours of it, but I am sure with a bit of practice it could be perfected.

February 6, 2009

Lovely New Shoes:

Just look, look at the loveliness!


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I got these for a present, I think I am in love, patent-check, high heels-check, pretty-check, deadly soles-check.

(*Irregular Choice Flick Flack)

Need A Toe:

I received this in a text message today -


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It seems the place where all my Clark's Magic Steps shoes along with all the other long forgotten childhood shoes were bought, has been the victim of a ram raid, or something. Why anyone would ram raid a shoe shop is beyond me. Yes they have shoes, I am sure cash as well, but would you not be better off doing it somewhere where it's easier to get out of, rather than Drogheda, the place where you can never get where you want to go in one easy movement, instead you have to drive all over the place up and down one way streets until finally you are sort of at your destination.
Also, an Opel Corsa, really?
Today, I am mostly baffled by this.

(*I have just been told that this was not in fact a ram raid but just a car crash, how on earth they managed it with where the shop is located is mystifying me still)

February 4, 2009

My Place:

Every Wednesday night during "relaxation" in my Yoga class I almost pass out, almost, my body is still there, but in my mind I am in my favourite place, or one of them anyway, my most recent favourite place I suppose, one which I may never be in again...

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...here. Fremantle Docks, the place I sat and dreamed, the place I laughed with my friend every day, the place I took people too, it's just a dock, it's pretty murky looking, there are huge ships with animals on them being shipped off somewhere to be slaughtered, there are knobs in their Daddy's yachts cruising by, but then you would see loads of Dolphins in the wake of the boats, you would see Sea Eagles, Moon Jellyfish and all sorts of deadliness in the water, you might catch some fish like we did sometimes, you might catch a sea snail by accident like we also did! Oops!

I used to go there every morning, sit there reading books, thinking, lying in the sun on the docks, in my shorts and my flip flops and just think about the world, write letters to my Granny, write in my diary (lots of writing in that back then) listen to my iPod, dream about what was to come, whistle "Sitting At The Dock Of The Bay" (no really we did this a lot!) walk around to the tiny beach and watch the sunset over the Indian Ocean every evening, the sand still warm under my bare feet, write love songs on the back of supermarket receipts, it was my place, my escape, and it's where I go in my head when I need to get away from things for a while, like when the Yogi is saying things like "Re-Lax, Re-Lax take a deep breath into your chest, and just Re-Lax", well when Frankie Says Relax where do you go?

February 2, 2009

There Really Is A Recession Happening...

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Well if what I saw today is anything to go by, there really and truly is. Now I saw condoms in Lidl a few weeks ago, but that's not so bad, supplying cut price birth control can't be such a bad thing even if they are from Russia or somewhere, but today, in the €2 SHOP (I go there to get things like shampoo, conditioner and also St. Ives Apricot Scrub, all for €2!!) I spied with my little eye Pregnancy Tests for...you guessed it €2.
I never thought I'd see the day!

(*They were looking at me really funny when I was taking the pic, like "is that girl really taking a photo, or just fecking about with her phone for a long time - I didn't use the flash or owt!)

Hand Job: €8

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I have no idea what the sign writers were thinking when they created this, I suppose it would make people notice, personally it made me snort and giggle all the way home!

February 1, 2009

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This blog looks totally, utterly pants in Internet Explorer. So stop making excuses and download Firefox (or even Opera or Safari) right now (unless you already have).

The Twitters

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The Reader Feeds

The Flick'red

The Stuff Wot People Said

  • Matt: I am indeed. Cheers dude....>>
  • andy: that's cool,great prezzie. congrats to you both,i'm happy you're happy. and yes you are an idiot! ...>>
  • Matt: I honestly don't think I've ever made a soup that wasn't lovely. I love making soup!...>>
  • Callee: Yay! That does look pretty tasty....>>
  • Robin Morgan: I like Ricky because he is the funny one and he is the Romantic man also i like Bubbles to he is the...>>
  • Crusoe: I think the whole Eirom are Nazis bit is gravely insulting to the Nazis and I fear unintentionally c...>>
  • Babs: Sabra, they are Irregular Choice "Flick Flak", they also come in a burgundy and navy combination. ...>>
  • Sabra: where are these from?...>>
  • TUG: Man's inhumanity to man is one of the few constants in this universe. Welcome back btw!...>>
  • Babs: It's a great tip, the smell a well used vacuum cleaner produces is totally yack!...>>
  • Maryrose Lyons: I'm rolling around laughing at your top tip! and i hate those darned acronyms rofl lol etc....>>
  • Maryrose Lyons: That's deadly! I want to do it to all the snails in my back yard too... instead of killing them... ...>>

The Linkery Dumpage

I Am Deliciousness

The Crap

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The Email Thingy

Life Without Toast At G-mail Dot Com (or something similar)

The Hyperspace Drive

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